{"id":1590,"date":"2003-11-09T18:23:13","date_gmt":"2003-11-09T22:23:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2020-10-17T00:52:13","modified_gmt":"2020-10-17T04:52:13","slug":"spun-2003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2003\/11\/09\/spun-2003\/","title":{"rendered":"Spun (2003)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After sitting through it, I have only one question about <strong><em>Spun<\/em><\/strong>, one of the most horrifyingly bad movies I&#8217;ve ever seen: &#8220;How in the world did so many talented people agree to appear in this absolutely disgusting film?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To whit, we have a cast comprised of Jason Schwartzman, who was so good in <strong><em>Rushmore<\/em><\/strong>, Mena Suvari (<a href=\"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2000\/02\/21\/american-beauty-1999\/\"><strong><em>American Beauty<\/em><\/strong><\/a>), Mickey Rourke (<a href=\"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2005\/04\/04\/sin-city-2005\/\"><strong><em>Sin City<\/em><\/strong><\/a>), Brittany Murphy (also <a href=\"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2005\/04\/04\/sin-city-2005\/\"><strong><em>Sin City<\/em><\/strong><\/a>) and John Leguizamo, whose mere presence alone is worth the price of admission (usually). Even Eric Roberts is present and accounted for. That&#8217;s right &#8212; Mickey Rourke and Eric Roberts in the same film! If the filmmakers would have taken a different approach, this would be a camp classic. Unfortunately, it&#8217;s just crap.<\/p>\n<p>The plot &#8212; such as it is &#8212; involves Ross (Schwartzman), who goes to make a drug buy at Spider Mike&#8217;s house. Spider Mike (Leguizamo) is a meth dealer who sells for The Cook (Rourke). When Ross finds that Mike is temporarily out of product, he is asked by The Cook&#8217;s girlfriend (Murphy) to become their driver for an occasional errand. Ross is so screwed up on dope that he accidentally leaves his stripper girlfriend handcuffed to his bed for days while he drives for The Cook. And, that&#8217;s basically about it.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, there&#8217;s other stuff that happens, but none of it advances any kind of story or really means anything. If you need the movie to provide some kind of entertainment value, you can play &#8220;Spot the Cameo&#8221; to see if you know who plays the clerk at the porn store (Rob Halford, singer of the heavy metal band, Judas Priest) or who plays the bartender at the strip club (porn star Ron Jeremy). Or, you can play &#8220;Which 80s song is being covered as a slow acoustic ballad?&#8221;, since the soundtrack features Billy Corgan&#8217;s slowed-down versions of such songs as Iron Maiden&#8217;s &#8220;Number of the Beast&#8221; and Pat Benatar&#8217;s &#8220;Love is a Battlefield&#8221; among others.<\/p>\n<p>Director Jonas Akerland, who&#8217;s previous credits include Moby&#8217;s &#8220;Porcelain&#8221; video, has certainly made a visually interesting film. The problem is the script. Writers Will De Los Santos and Crieghton Vero have provided nothing that makes me want to sit through such treats as Mena Suvari taking a dump or John Leguizamo masturbating into a sock.<\/p>\n<p>I will say that if you liked <a href=\"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/1998\/05\/31\/fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-1998\/\"><strong><em>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas<\/em><\/strong><\/a>, you&#8217;ll probably like <strong><em>Spun<\/em><\/strong>. I hated both of them.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"fsrs\"><span class=\"fsrs-stars\"><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star-half-stroke \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><\/span><span class=\"hide fsrs-text fsrs-text__hidden\" aria-hidden=\"false\">0.5 out of 5.0 stars<\/span><span class=\"lining fsrs-text fsrs-text__visible\" aria-hidden=\"true\">0.5<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2LiimwM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Buy on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After sitting through it, I have only one question about Spun, one of the most horrifyingly bad movies I&#8217;ve ever seen: &#8220;How in the world did so many talented people agree to appear in this absolutely disgusting film?&#8221; To whit, we have a cast comprised of Jason Schwartzman, who was<span class=\"more-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2003\/11\/09\/spun-2003\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1591,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-sean","post-1590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-crime","category-drama","category-moviereview"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - 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