{"id":1676,"date":"2005-10-09T20:46:07","date_gmt":"2005-10-10T00:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/?p=1676"},"modified":"2020-10-28T14:26:08","modified_gmt":"2020-10-28T18:26:08","slug":"white-noise-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2005\/10\/09\/white-noise-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"White Noise (2005)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan Rivers (Michael Keaton) is a successful architect. His wife, Anna (Chandra West), leaves for work one morning and never returns. Her car is found near a river, but her body is not found. Remaining hopeful that she is still alive, Jonathan tries to continue his life. One day, he notices a man outside his house and, later, his office. When he confronts the man, he is told that Anna is dead. 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What he records seems to indicate that the dead aren&#8217;t just making contact, they might just be involved in murdering the living.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>White Noise<\/em><\/strong> begins with a good plot device and an interesting premise. There are a few good scares and there&#8217;s a really creepy atmosphere that permeates the movie. Unfortunately, the script seems to lose its sense of self about halfway through the film, apparently not knowing where to go or what to do with what&#8217;s been set-up. Suddenly, the movie isn&#8217;t about voices from beyond the grave, it&#8217;s about spirits that possess people to do things they don&#8217;t want to do. There&#8217;s never any explanation as to any kind of motivation for the actions that are taking place. By the time <strong><em>White Noise<\/em><\/strong> ends, you don&#8217;t know anymore about what&#8217;s happened or why than you did before you watched the movie.<\/p>\n<p>Michael Keaton, who hasn&#8217;t had a leading role in a major film in quite some time, seems to be overacting in a few scenes but, overall, he&#8217;s the best thing about <strong><em>White Noise<\/em><\/strong>. Without his charisma, I&#8217;d have stopped caring about his quest to solve the mystery of his wife&#8217;s death soon after her body was found. Unfortunately, the movie doesn&#8217;t come to a satisfactory conclusion, so I might have been better off not caring anyway.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"fsrs\"><span class=\"fsrs-stars\"><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star-half-stroke \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><\/span><span class=\"hide fsrs-text fsrs-text__hidden\" aria-hidden=\"false\">1.5 out of 5.0 stars<\/span><span class=\"lining fsrs-text fsrs-text__visible\" aria-hidden=\"true\">1.5<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3myVoiS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Buy on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan Rivers (Michael Keaton) is a successful architect. His wife, Anna (Chandra West), leaves for work one morning and never returns. Her car is found near a river, but her body is not found. 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