{"id":231,"date":"2002-10-17T21:43:40","date_gmt":"2002-10-18T01:43:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/?p=231"},"modified":"2023-02-09T15:26:03","modified_gmt":"2023-02-09T20:26:03","slug":"blood-donuts-1995","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2002\/10\/17\/blood-donuts-1995\/","title":{"rendered":"Blood &#038; Donuts (1995)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vampire movies have always walked that fine line that Spinal Tap mentioned. You know, that fine line between clever and stupid. Stupid usually translates into big box office, ala <strong><em>Bram Stoker&#8217;s Dracula<\/em><\/strong> or <strong><em>Interview with a Vampire<\/em><\/strong>. 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He takes a cab to the cemetery and, in doing so, meets Earl (Justin Louis), a cabbie with an accent I can&#8217;t place.<\/p>\n<p>Rita, the beautician, was Boya&#8217;s girlfriend in 1969. He apparently got carried away and bit her, almost transforming her into a vampire. Boya&#8217;s one of those rare vampires with a conscience and stopped before he could actually finish the job. He didn&#8217;t want to curse her with immortality. Now, nearly 30 years later, Boya still looks young and Rita has reached middle age and she wants him to finish the job before she ages any further.<\/p>\n<p>Boya, however, is also contending with the problems that apparently arise when one sleeps for nearly 30 years. His body is stiff and he&#8217;s constantly popping things back into place and trying to loosen up. He&#8217;s also, of course, thirsty. He holes up in a local run-down hotel, feasts on a rat, and then ventures to the donut shop across the street. There, he meets up with Molly (Helene Clarkson), a lovely and smart waitress, who is taken by his odd behavior. Earl, the cabbie, also hangs out at the donut shop. He&#8217;s being pursued by two thugs who are after him for something not quite explained. Boya intervenes in Earl&#8217;s situation and so begins a series of events that make up the bulk of <em><strong>Blood &amp; Donuts<\/strong><\/em>&#8216; 89 minute running time.<\/p>\n<p>This is definitely not your typical vampire movie. It is not even a typical independent movie. It was made in Canada and, typically, it has a slightly odd &#8212; but wholly agreeable &#8212; demeanor. It&#8217;s quirky, fun, slightly amateurish, but thoroughly enjoyable.<\/p>\n<p>Gordon Currie&#8217;s Boya is sexy, clumsy, and haunting. Justin Louis brings a perfect blend of humor and pathos to Earl&#8217;s character. Helene Clarkson&#8217;s Molly is beautiful, witty and deserving of the attention she receives from Earl and Boya. David Cronenberg, the director and producer of films like <a href=\"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2000\/08\/28\/existenz-1999\/\"><strong><em>eXistenZ<\/em><\/strong><\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/22\/videodrome-1983\/\"><strong><em>Videodrome<\/em><\/strong><\/a>, even drops in for a cameo as a slimy crime boss. His performance is the icing on the cake.<\/p>\n<p>If <strong><em>Blood &amp; Donuts<\/em><\/strong> was an American film, it probably would have concentrated on Rita&#8217;s pursuit of Boya and been turned into a bad &#8220;lost love&#8221; movie. As it is, it&#8217;s unique and stylish (in a low-rent sort of way) and definitely worth hunting for if you&#8217;re into vampire films.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"fsrs\"><span class=\"fsrs-stars\"><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><\/span><span class=\"hide fsrs-text fsrs-text__hidden\" aria-hidden=\"false\">4.0 out of 5.0 stars<\/span><span class=\"lining fsrs-text fsrs-text__visible\" aria-hidden=\"true\">4.0<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Donuts-Gordon-Currie-Justin-Cronenberg\/dp\/B01GWCAXQU\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?_encoding=UTF8&amp;qid=&amp;sr=&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=mediaassault-20&amp;linkId=4f7ba881f130344499df6cb6f78f3a24\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Buy on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vampire movies have always walked that fine line that Spinal Tap mentioned. You know, that fine line between clever and stupid. Stupid usually translates into big box office, ala Bram Stoker&#8217;s Dracula or Interview with a Vampire. Clever translates into obscurity, ala Near Dark or Fright Night. 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