{"id":2824,"date":"2019-08-16T09:00:09","date_gmt":"2019-08-16T13:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/?p=2824"},"modified":"2026-02-27T12:08:15","modified_gmt":"2026-02-27T17:08:15","slug":"the-happytime-murders-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/16\/the-happytime-murders-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"The Happytime Murders (2018)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote alignleft has-text-align-left has-medium-font-size\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:10px;border-top-right-radius:10px;border-bottom-left-radius:10px;border-bottom-right-radius:10px\"><blockquote><p><strong><em>The Happytime Murders<\/em> sadly fails to live up to the potential of its imaginative premise.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If one mentions the name Jim Henson, most people immediately think of The Muppets. And The Muppets are kind of a sacred thing to a lot of people my age. We grew up learning to read and write with the Muppets from <em>Sesame Street<\/em>. We were entertained by the Muppets on <em>The Muppet Show<\/em>. And some of us may have taken our own kids to see the Muppets in films like <strong><em>Muppet Treasure Island<\/em><\/strong> or <strong><em>Muppets from Space<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; So, seeing Jim Henson&#8217;s son, Brian direct a film with Muppet-like puppets that&#8217;s as profane as <strong><em>The Happytime Murders<\/em><\/strong> is probably going to be a jarring thing for some people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The Happytime Murders<\/em><\/strong> takes place in a world where humans live side-by-side with Muppet-like puppets. The puppets are portrayed as being largely reviled by most people and are treated as second-class citizens. Many of them are addicted to sugar which they treat like a narcotic. (It&#8217;s an obvious allegory for racism but that angle is never developed, so it&#8217;s kind of pointless.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Phil Philips (Bill Barretta) is an ex-cop turned private investigator. He&#8217;s also a puppet. He takes a case from a seductive female puppet named Sandra (Dorien Davies.)&nbsp; Sandra is being blackmailed for $350,000 by an unknown perpetrator. While investigating, Philips stumbles into a string of murders involving the cast of a 1990s sitcom, <em>The Happytime Gang<\/em>, which includes his brother and ex-girlfriend, Jenny (Elizabeth Banks.)&nbsp;Philips is paired up with his ex-partner, Connie Edwards (Melissa McCarthy.) There&#8217;s a lot of acrimony between them as she&#8217;s the reason he was kicked off the police force. They have to overcome their issues to solve the case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you&#8217;re thinking this doesn&#8217;t sound like a comedy, it&#8217;s because I haven&#8217;t mentioned the interminable amount of sex jokes (mostly involving puppets, bodily fluids, and fetish porn.) They&#8217;re not as offensive as often as they are simply not funny and that&#8217;s the biggest issue I had with <strong><em>The Happytime Murders<\/em><\/strong>. On those occasions where it is funny, it&#8217;s laugh-out-loud hilarious. Unfortunately, enduring the many comedic misfires is too much of a chore to be worth it. The film&#8217;s sole consistent comedic bright spot is Maya Rudolph and her character, Bubbles, Phil&#8217;s long-suffering secretary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s too bad because, visually, the film is quite a treat. Henson and his crew of puppeteers do an amazing job of integrating the puppet and human characters. The individual performances of the puppets, especially Phil Philips, are exceptionally well-done.&nbsp; The green screen effects used to give the puppets extra mobility in long distance shots are impressive as well. (I had assumed that the scenes that showed full-figure puppets walking around were done with CGI or by using little people in puppet suits. Behind-the-scenes footage included in the credits shows how these effects were achieved.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For all its technical prowess, <strong><em>The Happytime Murders<\/em><\/strong> sadly fails to live up to the potential of its imaginative premise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span class=\"fsrs\"><span class=\"fsrs-stars\"><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><\/span><span class=\"hide fsrs-text fsrs-text__hidden\" aria-hidden=\"false\">2.0 out of 5.0 stars<\/span><span class=\"lining fsrs-text fsrs-text__visible\" aria-hidden=\"true\">2.0<\/span><\/span><br><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2H0VVIl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Buy on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Happytime Murders sadly fails to live up to the potential of its imaginative premise. 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