{"id":375,"date":"2006-07-24T20:59:52","date_gmt":"2006-07-25T00:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/?p=375"},"modified":"2023-02-10T15:58:57","modified_gmt":"2023-02-10T20:58:57","slug":"clerks-ii-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2006\/07\/24\/clerks-ii-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Clerks II (2006)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Kevin Smith made <strong><em>Clerks<\/em><\/strong> in 1994, the whole &#8220;Generation X&#8221; subculture was just beginning to find its voice. Over-educated and underpaid men and women were trying to make it in a world where a college degree was the equivalent of a high school diploma. 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Randal&#8217;s not pleased about this development and neither is his boss, Becky (Rosario Dawson), for an entirely different reason.<\/p>\n<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be a proper <strong><em>Clerks<\/em><\/strong> sequel, or a Kevin Smith movie for that matter, without a lot of back-and-forth dialogue about subjects like the live-action <a href=\"http:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2007\/07\/08\/transformers-2007\/\"><strong><em>Transformers<\/em><\/strong><\/a> movie, pornography, cracks on religion and racism, or arguments about which trilogy is better: <em>Star Wars<\/em> or <em>The Lord of the Rings<\/em>. Fellow Mooby&#8217;s employee, the extremely naive Elias (Trevor Fehrman), provides many of the film&#8217;s best laughs as the target of Randal&#8217;s jokes and sarcasm.<\/p>\n<p>Fans of the original film should enjoy the non-stop banter between perennial straight-man Dante and the ever-wisecracking Randal. Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith) return to hang outside, sell drugs, and keep things unpredictable. (Jay&#8217;s imitation of a scene from <strong><em>The Silence of the Lambs<\/em><\/strong> warrants the price of admission alone.) People who&#8217;ve never seen the original <strong><em>Clerks<\/em><\/strong> &#8212; those of the <strong><em>Wedding Crashers<\/em><\/strong>&#8216; target audience, for example &#8212; will still &#8220;get&#8221; the movie. There&#8217;s nothing deep here. But those of us who have seen the original will be able to extract the most enjoyment out of the film&#8217;s vulgar humor and there&#8217;s a lot of that to go around.<\/p>\n<p>If <strong><em>Clerks II<\/em><\/strong> is missing anything, it&#8217;s the insight that the original movie had into its characters that, along with all the vulgarity and toilet humor, made that film a statement about what it was like to be over-educated, underpaid, and unappreciated. <strong><em>Clerks II<\/em><\/strong> has a few tender moments and attempts a ham-fisted verbalization about getting older and living life on your own terms but it all comes together in a cop-out, deus ex machina ending that comes off more &#8220;Hollywood&#8221; than it should for a former independent movie maker like Kevin Smith.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"fsrs\"><span class=\"fsrs-stars\"><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-fas fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><i class=\"fsrs-far fa-fw fa-star \"><\/i><\/span><span class=\"hide fsrs-text fsrs-text__hidden\" aria-hidden=\"false\">4.0 out of 5.0 stars<\/span><span class=\"lining fsrs-text fsrs-text__visible\" aria-hidden=\"true\">4.0<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Clerks-II-2-Disc-Special-Blu-ray\/dp\/B001KKU9EQ\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=movies-tv&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1530924986&amp;sr=1-3&amp;keywords=clerks+2&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=mediaassault-20&amp;linkId=fa19e4ddd5278e852bc71d361a7103f6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Buy on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Kevin Smith made Clerks in 1994, the whole &#8220;Generation X&#8221; subculture was just beginning to find its voice. 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