{"id":9020,"date":"2024-10-09T09:00:09","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T13:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/?p=9020"},"modified":"2026-02-27T22:17:47","modified_gmt":"2026-02-28T03:17:47","slug":"the-slumber-party-massacre-1982","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieassault.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/09\/the-slumber-party-massacre-1982\/","title":{"rendered":"The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote alignleft has-text-align-left has-medium-font-size\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:10px;border-top-right-radius:10px;border-bottom-left-radius:10px;border-bottom-right-radius:10px\"><blockquote><p><strong>Intentionally funny? Or not? You be the judge.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>1982&#8217;s <strong><em>The Slumber Party Massacre<\/em><\/strong> is a prime example of the generic 80s slasher film. It&#8217;s chock-full of oversexed teenagers and lame excuses to get those same teenagers naked and\/or dead. You know, all the cliches and tropes that typified the genre and, eventually, of which audiences eventually grew tired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or is it? Directed by Amy Holden Jones, who re-structured a script called <em>Sleepless Nights<\/em> by Rita Mae Brown, it was originally supposed to be a parody of slasher films. As a result, some of the humor in the film is intentional. And, honestly, that&#8217;s why I enjoyed it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The set-up is hardly original. Supposed high school senior Trish (Michele Michaels) wakes up on a Friday morning as her parents are leaving for the weekend. (I say &#8220;supposed high school senior&#8221; because the actress playing Trish looks to be at least 26 years old.) She goes to school and announces to her friends that she&#8217;s having a party just for &#8220;the girls,&#8221; her equally overage-looking friends Diane (Gina Mari,), Jackie (Andree Honore,) and Kim (Debra De Liso.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the characters go about their business preparing for the party, we hear snippets of newscasts and see newspaper headlines about an escaped serial killer. It doesn&#8217;t take a brain surgeon to piece together what&#8217;s going to happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, just as quickly as you can solve that brain bender, the body count starts to rise. One unusual aspect of this movie is that the killer (Michael Villella) isn&#8217;t shrouded in mystery or given any backstory. He&#8217;s plainly visible from the beginning of get-go. His choice of weaponry, a long, cordless industrial drill, is a not-so-subtle phallic symbol in a film full of women. Intentionally funny? Or not? 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